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So what's this LAID thing all about?

It's a private party in the biggest, cleanest, best equipped gym and bathhouse in the city!

Just tell the guys at the front desk that you're there for the LAID party. A special $25 entry fee now gets you unlimited snacks and ALL refreshments, plus the usual wrist band for exclusive admission to our party room with a private locker room and showers, our own DJ, a juice bar, a smoking deck, and a blackout maze. Plus you still have access to the rest of the club -- and trust me, if you haven't seen this place yet you won't believe how big it is!

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So is it worth it?

We called some of the accountants who got fired from Goldman Sachs to help us with this really scientific and technical spreadsheet comparison. Do the math:

Regular Saturday Membership Fee ($30 for 3 months) Twelve Hour Admission ($10) Locker ($18) or Room ($23)

LAID Saturday Admission ($25) Membership Fee (waived) Twelve Hour Admission (waived) Locker (free) or Room ($12.50 - 1/2 off)

In other words: yeah, it's like totally worth it.